@Mr_Mike_Clarke: Is it wrong to eat a Blueberry Muffin that looks just like your dog?!
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@scarebro: Maybe your parents told you a watched pot never boils so you wouldn't go around sticking your face near boiling water, idiot.
@mortimermaiden: me: *hanging back a bit while out with friends* friends: that guy has followed us to 3 bars.
@MongooseMayhem: Let's play hide and sex. I mean seek. Damn it. Seek. Unless you're okay with hide and sex. I'll meet you in the hall closet in one minute.