@Mr_Mike_Clarke: Is it wrong to eat a Blueberry Muffin that looks just like your dog?!
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@Demented_Jokes: Post natal depression is a serious condition. I'm 38 years old and my mum still bursts into tears every time she sees me.
@EndhooS: Me: and i love that thing u do with ur tongue piercing.. Wife: OMG [storms off] Me: WRITING OUR OWN VOWS WAS YOUR IDEA LYDIA [Priest faints]
@pleatedjeans: I like my women like I like my moon: hidden behind a dark mist and worshipped by wolves