@jollyrobber: Is it wrong to make change from the collection plate? Asking for a friend.
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@InternetHippo: If Trump is so bad why does he visit a homeless shelter every day? [someone whispers in my ear] I am now being told it’s to taunt them
@VapingSonic: My favorite Bible story is the one where thousands more people show up to Jesus' party than RSVP'd but he still had enough cake for everyone
@shanethevein: Wait, there's a big difference. Did you say I look like THE Rock or did you say I look like A rock?