@jollyrobber: Is it wrong to make change from the collection plate? Asking for a friend.
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@ruinedpicnic: Joe: $400? For ONE night? Innkeeper: It's the honeymoon suite. [outside] Joe: No rooms. Mary: None? Joe: Bummer, huh. That barn looks cosy?
@LMLMadness: Last night I did Crossfit for the first time and now I understand why those people always look so angry.
@AngelaEhh: This liquid diet crap is a scam. I've been drinking beer since last Tuesday and I'm still fat.