@TheTweetOfGod: Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.
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@Reverend_Scott: [shows up 2 hours late for interview] Sorry I was trying to get out of a beanbag chair.
@JiminyKicksIt: I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during "If I Could Turn Back Time" does she mention killing Hitler.
@KatieBurnett: Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it