@TheTweetOfGod: Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.
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@adamlucidi: You're following a man who once stole someone's garbage can lid and used it as an umbrella. That's on you.
@CulturedRuffian: My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper grammar and avoid using double negatives.
@FlyoverJoel: The five years of life you gain by eating healthy are spent preparing healthy food.