@ColoChiver: Is life fair? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooo.
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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: What are you doing?! 5-year-old: Hugging my sister. Me: Hugs don't start with a flying tackle. 5: Me: 5: The good ones do.