@ColoChiver: Is life fair? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooo.
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@simoncholland: Hope my marriage can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan.
@Contwixt: I am rarely judgmental, but I do scowl, and shake my head slowly in disapproval whenever I see a vegan biting its nails.
@heatherlou_: If I could teach my kid anything it would be do not attempt to lay on my face. Give me my personal space please, tiny leech.
@WeissBrandon: Relax white people, black people have the "N" word. But we still have words like "Yacht", and sayings like "thanks for the warning officer".