@ColoChiver: Is life fair? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooo.
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@OfficeofSteve: My washing machine is broken and the laundry is piled so much now, I've started to wear old Halloween costumes
@SnizzleFrizzle: So far today I've watched cartoons, had a nap, drank chocolate milk and ate cereal for lunch. I'm basically a toddler.
@squirrel74wkgn: "What's funny?" The microwave beeping as you walked backwards. "Why's that funny?" Because large objects beep going in reverse, Diane.