@sixthformpoet: Is LSD illegal or just frowned upon? Asking for a giant purple rabbit.
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@thesulk: Pizza Hut ad: "Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?" Think about these words.
@ANNIEwayyyy: "Sorry, I forgot to pay attention. But yeah, I have no idea where we are now. There definitely shouldn't be cows." ~me giving directions
@Beardson: I'm simultaneously drinking Starbucks and a Monster, in case I need to do something extreme and be a snob about it, within the next 30 min.
@TheAlexNevil: Boss: What are you doing here on a Saturday?? Me (eating leftovers from fridge): ...reports.