@sixthformpoet: Is LSD illegal or just frowned upon? Asking for a giant purple rabbit.
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@krisv_723: The only thing between me & a killing spree is the fact that I'd have to poop in front of people in prison.
@thewritertype: If I had a bitcoin for every time someone tried to explain bitcoins to me I'd have a lot of bitcoins, and no idea what to do with them.
@JoParkerBear: How To Avoid Dating ●You're too young for me. ●I'm too young for you. ●I don't date men my age. ●Okay, but after I finish my antibiotics.