@sixthformpoet: Is LSD illegal or just frowned upon? Asking for a giant purple rabbit.
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@3sunzzz: *looking at a picture* Wow, you have beautiful children! Thank you, they came with the frame.
@kfoagkfoag: I can only listen to Russian classical music after drinking creamy tea too fast. The chai cough's key
@david8hughes: Cop: so you went out to pick up some fruit when, out of nowhere, 3 ghosts attacked you? Pac-man [wipes tears]: 4. It was 4 ghosts
@IamTMoS: I asked mom once how she knew dad was "the one". "because," she replied, "DNA tests don't lie."