@sixthformpoet: Is LSD illegal or just frowned upon? Asking for a giant purple rabbit.
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@Steelers1972: Took the batteries out of the smoke detector to use in my remote cause I would rather die in a fire than have to get up & change the channel
@jake_lach: -"I was the girl that hated you back in high school." -"I'm sorry, can you be more specific?"
@Brentweets: I let an AT&T Customer Service Representative call me Brenda for a half hour because I was too embarrassed to correct him