@sixthformpoet: Is LSD illegal or just frowned upon? Asking for a giant purple rabbit.
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@timdonakowski: Been married six months and I can't even remember the last time I felt lucky on Google.
@LeBearGirdle: Jesus: one of you will betray me tonight *checks phone* Jesus: WHO IN DAD'S NAME UNFOLLOWED ME?!" *judas slyly slips phone back in robe*
@realHamOnWry: If you're lost in the forest start talking about politics. Someone is sure to show up to argue with you.
@ericsshadow: If your phone fell in a toilet, you would... 1995: ...leave it, toilets are gross Today: [wrist-deep in urine] BRING ME A BOWL OF RICE NOW