@bridger_w: Is one of the steps in the P90X workout to tell everyone on Facebook that you're doing it?
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@KateWhineHall: My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game.
@just_evolved: When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling.
@Underchilde: Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe.
@WhatevaConc: When complaining of a stomach ache, you don't really need to point to it or pat it gently. People pretty much know where the stomach is.