@rickolantern: You didn't have to say "he's a male nurse." When you said 'he' my psychic ability of gender discernment kicked in.

@BlindChow: No One Puts Baby in the Corner: A Feng Shui Guide to Nurseries

@withanewname: "SIRI, WHERE'S THE REMOTE?" -- "SIRI, BRING ME A BEER!" -- "SIRI, WHERE'S MY DINNER?" -- Wife: "She's either deaf, or had sex with you too."

@FilthyRichmond: Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works.

@ryaninco: You know you've had too much to drink when you ask Siri to drive you home.