@TheBoydP: All I'm saying is no one ever country westerns you like a hurricane.
@Ndeshi_M: *goes to fabric store*
Do you guys have boyfriend material?
@mewritesgood: You say "potato", I say "This isn't working. I think we are unhealthy together and you scare the shit out of me. Keep the cat. He hates me."
@koalaslament: I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they're in the middle of a race.
@SketchesbyBoze: the three stages of a woman's life:
- the chosen one
- the mother
- solving crimes in the village
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