@MattOswaltVA: is Quentin Tarantino directing 2016?
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@rickolantern: You didn't have to say "he's a male nurse." When you said 'he' my psychic ability of gender discernment kicked in.
@withanewname: "SIRI, WHERE'S THE REMOTE?" -- "SIRI, BRING ME A BEER!" -- "SIRI, WHERE'S MY DINNER?" -- Wife: "She's either deaf, or had sex with you too."
@FilthyRichmond: Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works.