@markydoodoo: If you watch Titanic backwards, you are an idiot. That is not the way movies are meant to be watched.

@jergarl: 89% of being a parent is telling my kids to put on shoes before we leave the house and then getting in the car wearing my slippers.

@iAmDelFreaky: *breathing becomes rapid and pulse starts racing* I...I've never felt...SO ALIVE! *holds up 11th nugget from 10 piece box, for all to see*

@Bob_Heller: Sorry I interrupted your wedding dance with a much much better dance

@TheBoydP: God making Khaki God: I want a material that can be dressed up or dressed down Angel: Nice! G: But it shows every pee drip A: Hilarious!