@marcusparkersol: Is running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels?
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@markydoodoo: If you watch Titanic backwards, you are an idiot. That is not the way movies are meant to be watched.
@jergarl: 89% of being a parent is telling my kids to put on shoes before we leave the house and then getting in the car wearing my slippers.
@iAmDelFreaky: *breathing becomes rapid and pulse starts racing* I...I've never felt...SO ALIVE! *holds up 11th nugget from 10 piece box, for all to see*