@markydoodoo: If you watch Titanic backwards, you are an idiot. That is not the way movies are meant to be watched.
@jergarl: 89% of being a parent is telling my kids to put on shoes before we leave the house and then getting in the car wearing my slippers.
@iAmDelFreaky: *breathing becomes rapid and pulse starts racing*
I...I've never felt...SO ALIVE!
*holds up 11th nugget from 10 piece box, for all to see*
@Bob_Heller: Sorry I interrupted your wedding dance with a much much better dance
@TheBoydP: God making Khaki
God: I want a material that can be dressed up or dressed down
Angel: Nice!
G: But it shows every pee drip
A: Hilarious!
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