@just1fool: Is snapping not cool anymore? Figures. I just mastered the Macarena last month too.
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@dafloydsta: BOSS: We need to improve morale ME: Okay BOSS: How about an office party? ME: [crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies"] I guess
@JediGigi: People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?
@ThisOneSayz: Woman to friend at store: We can get shrimp for people who don't eat meat! Me: don't forget the cheese for the lactose intolerant people!