@just1fool: Is snapping not cool anymore? Figures. I just mastered the Macarena last month too.
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@KeetPotato: me: "£4,000 for a beehive?" salesman: "sir, there are 8,000 bees in there, that's only 50p each" me: [checking my wallet] "give me 3 bees"
@WilliamAder: What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?
@JCWisdomNuggets: Next time a dude says "Pictures or it didn't happen", punch them in the throat, take a pic, and tell a story about a guy you throat punched.