@Tommytoughstuff: Is that a banana in your pocket or... oh wait that is a banana. Sir I'm with super market security. Please come with me.
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@daemonic3: Welcome to Condescending Club. Even an idiot would know the 1st rule. If not, you want paaaatronizing club. You know what that is, riiiight?
@Neauxpe: A bunch of black dudes were standing in front of my gardening equipment. Bros before hoes.
@AaronFullerton: Did you know you can actually WIN Instagram by taking a picture of your feet next to your dinner at sunset?
@CorkyCrash: I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone's first guess is "constipation."