@Tommytoughstuff: Is that a banana in your pocket or... oh wait that is a banana. Sir I'm with super market security. Please come with me.
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@TheBoydP: Guys, when she complains about something you didn't do, tell her about the things you did do. That will make everything ok! You're welcome!
@AndrewNadeau0: ME: You know what they say, "Never go to bed hungry." HER: Angry. ME: *Mouth full of nuggets* It's prolly cuz you're hungry.