@Bexdora: Is that a pineapple in your pocket, or are you just....Why do you have a pineapple in your pocket?
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@MonSwanson: I can't wait for my grandma to ask me repeatedly why I don't have a boyfriend "because I'm such a pretty girl". I'm a psycho, grandma.
@moneebthinks: My Nissan uncomfortably seats 7 if any group of people wants to take an intimate road trip
@garrettbarry70: There's nothing more exciting than waking up with a half eaten burger in your hand.