@Bexdora: Is that a pineapple in your pocket, or are you just....Why do you have a pineapple in your pocket?
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@SortaBad: ATTENTION: Can the owner of the 'MarioKart Champion' tshirt return to security? There are several women here who'd like to have sex with you
@carlyken: *walks into work 20 minutes late* *boss glares at me* "Sorry. Traffic." *boss gestures to my Starbucks cup* "Oh this? I found it."
@5exyunchained: How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?