@Bexdora: Is that a pineapple in your pocket, or are you just....Why do you have a pineapple in your pocket?
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@melibuff: I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.
@KyleMcDowell86: Judge: You're out of order! Lawyer: This whole court room is out of order! *I burst in* Me: THE VENDING MACHINE IN THE LOBBY IS OUT OF ORDER
@liv_thatsme: I always bring 2 pop tarts to work, so I can eat one now and the other one also now.