@krisv_723: Is that a sweet potato in your pants, or are you just oddly shaped?
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@Brampersandon_: STUDENT: Will there be a final? PROFESSOR: Does a bear shit in the woods? BEAR STUDENT: *from the back row* Thats none of your damn business
@NotJPo: Listen up, single people. You can only sleep with so many people. Sooooo many people. So so so many.
@Tierno158: My motto is "Grab Life by the Balls." As you might imagine, being dyslexic, I spend a lot of time apologizing to guys named "Leif."