@krisv_723: Is that a sweet potato in your pants, or are you just oddly shaped?
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@NickBossRoss: You legally aren't married until someone says, "haha but seriously" in their wedding speech.
@johnofah: Pluto wasn't even a planet for a full year on Pluto. Do you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.
@ieatanddrink: Dating tip: Girls like guys who takes control. Pick up a horse and ask "Where should I put this horse?" When she tells you, say no