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@Petote: Is that all?
"I wanna stab you."
Huh?
"Cut your throat."
What?
"Drink your blood."
Um.
"Have your baby."
Uh.
"Kidding! I'll have a coke."

Is that all?
“I wanna stab you.”
Huh?
“Cut your throat.”
What?
“Drink your blood.”
Um.
“Have your baby.”
Uh.
“Kidding! I’ll have a coke.”

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