@postcrunk: is the ultimate american drug watching an entire season of a tv show at once or getting married so you don't have to die alone?
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@Marcmywords2: When I was younger, I was so stupid, I made bad decisions that will haunt me for the rest of my life. And by "younger" I mean yesterday.
@yoyoha: STEP 1: Sign up for email newsletter STEP 2: Receive email newsletter STEP 3: Delete unread email newsletter for the rest of your life
@murrman5: [trying to make it work with this really good looking girl that I have nothing in common with] ok what's your 12th favourite juice?
@pbear79: Therapist: What's the most meaningful connection you've made in your life? Me: You mean...other than wifi?