@postcrunk: is the ultimate american drug watching an entire season of a tv show at once or getting married so you don't have to die alone?
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@Brampersandon_: GF: What a perfect night ME: It gets better *bends on 1 knee* Will you... GF: OMG yes! ME: *puts Space Jam DVD on her finger* put this in?