@GuyThe_Guy: "Is there a Mr. Fields?" I say to my twelfth cookie, all the while knowing she's all mine.
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@nedostup: I can't stand lactose intolerant people who work at ice cream parlors. They can dish it out but they can't take it.
@sweetmissashley: Oh, your pet loves you more than anyone else? No shit, if you controlled when I ate I'd be obsessed with you too.
@DepecheALAmode: No, No, people. It's okay. I can make racist jokes. One of my best friends is a racist.
@Robert_Beau: I installed a pet door over the weekend, and the dog barked at it, and the cat pissed on it, but the raccoons have got the idea.