@JaneSays___: Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone's mouth while they're talking?
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@breatheandlove: My mind has been wandering so long, we're pretty much in a long-distance relationship.
@rorynotroy: You can just lean against anything, look down at your phone and toggle between your 1st and 2nd page of apps and you’ll look pretty popular.
@FunnyCauseImFat: My wife fell asleep during American Idol, so I got up like a fat ninja and turned hockey on. Then, I whispered to myself "I run this house"