@JaneSays___: Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone's mouth while they're talking?
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@ericsshadow: My wife googled "when is it safe to leave a child at home alone" and now she won't let me stay home alone.
@sloganeerist: People who replace "Christ" with "X" are missing the whole point of what the ChristBox 360 is about.
@DurtMcHurtt: "They're like a sponge at this age" I say to the parents of the baby I'm using to scrub dishes with.
@AnkCoupleTO: Looks like the concierge is hitting on my wife again but who cares, this cherry danish I'm eating right now is on point nom nom nom!