@StickyickyBuns: Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet?
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@Goggner: Social services would take the kids away if they saw my house right now. Does anyone have their phone number?
@kyry5: [first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* "We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?" *gets stabbed*
@LindaInDisguise: Him: Productive conference call? Me: Hell yeah. I painted my toes, posted 6 pictures on IG, and got in one solid nap.