@StickyickyBuns: Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet?
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@swiftenhaal: I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.
@AmishPornStar1: It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... Because, apparently, it's illegal to wear someone else's.
@Home_Halfway: FLEETWOOD MAC: Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies ME: Ok. Bears always catch salmon cause they think they're saving them from drowning
@Weird_Rash: Feeling pretty tough lately and thinking about joining a gang. Any of you guys need an accountant?