@StickyickyBuns: Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet?
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@MichaelGoffLA: "Engagement" can mean either planning to marry or initiating combat. Coincidence?
@brunopieroni: Not to jinx this, but last time there was a highly anticipated London wedding on TV, the groom said Rachel's name instead.
@VeroniKaboom: "He sure seems like a nice young man" is Grandma-speak for "I'd totally hit that."
@chuuew: I often find myself singing in the shower, which can be extremely frightening. Is he a clone!? What is this place! SOMEBODY HELP ME.