@Ristolable: "Is there really a fire? Prove it." -Mrs. Doubtfire
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@imlaurenmcguire: I like that all the Ikea instructions illustrations always assume I have a friend.
@TheMichaelRock: Wanna have a little fun? Go to Facebook and post "Anyone know a good lawyer?" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!
@SpankMeIm0ty: At the rate I'm throwing shit out as I pack to move there's a strong possibility not all the kids will make it to the new house