@Ristolable: "Is there really a fire? Prove it." -Mrs. Doubtfire
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@Fred_Delicious: Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you'll see me doing the worm on the runway
@gogglepossum: Cop: [knocks] Dinosaur: can I help you? Cop: we've had reports of small arms fire [Flaming T-Rex runs past screaming]
@Kraz60: Of course I believe you are God's gift to women. He gave us periods and painful childbirth. Why not you too?