@brennadine: Is there something about me that suggests I want to hear about your smoothie cleanse, because I can change.
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@Matt_The_1st: Well your honor, I thought handing her the curling iron while she was showering would get her ready faster.
@myonlymizztake: Him: I'm sorry, can we start over? Me: great idea! You introduce yourself, and this time I'll keep walking.
@chimneyspotter: DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: Sadly, this male's efforts to prepare a nest for mating are all in vain [me crying on top of a half-put on fitted sheet]