@pixelatedboat: Is there something I can hang around my neck to show that I'm a big fan of crucifixions?
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@murrman5: [interview after finishing last in the olympics] do you regret saying "I could win this race wearing flip flops" [pulls mic close] yes
@Shock_Monster: Christian Mingle: Find God's match for you. Because the Lord works in mysterious ways. Like setting up a website for his people to hook up.