@SmartassChef: Is there such a thing as filthy clean? Let's take a shower together and find out.
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@jake_lach: Lady pulled away with the gas pump still in her car and I was like OMG who's your dealer?
@Jandalize: Saw a teen couple buying condoms in the pharmacy so I let my grandbaby run around their feet & whispered 'that's the brand my daughter used'