@SmartassChef: Is there such a thing as filthy clean? Let's take a shower together and find out.
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@minermikeminer: Meet George Jetson His Boy Elroy Daughter Judy Jane his wife Just kidding, obviously. I'll send the real lyrics tomorrow. Do not use these.
@therealeatwood: BRAIN: Wake up! Someone’s knocking on the door of your hotel room! ME: No one is knocking and I’m not at a hotel. BRAIN: Haha, you’re up tho
@McGrumpenstein: Garfunkel: There's must be 49 ways to leave a lover Simon: I think it's closer to 50 Garfunkel mumbles angrily: ...49 ways to kill your singing partner
@weinerdog4life: When I'm in a conference room all by myself I like to pretend I'm having a very important meeting with chairs about chair shit.