@SmartassChef: Is there such a thing as filthy clean? Let's take a shower together and find out.
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@CauseWereGuys: Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri "What do women want?" She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
@Darlainky: What he said, "Let's just drop it." What I heard, "I can't think of a single way to win this argument, I bow to your wit and intelligence."
@LuvPug: I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble
@jazmasta: [speaking to an attractive lady] "How can a beautiful girl like you be single?!" "Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"