@SmartassChef: Is there such a thing as filthy clean? Let's take a shower together and find out.
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@AmericanGent69: Wife: You clearly have a favorite child by the way you named them. Me: Not true. I love both equally. Mary: Thanks Dad Mistake: I hate you