@SmartassChef: Is there such a thing as filthy clean? Let's take a shower together and find out.
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@notalogin: Headline: "Female-named hurricanes kill more than male hurricanes because people don't respect them, study finds". AKA, "My eye is up here".
@matt___nelson: *walks up to dealer* I would like 3 weeds please "Are you a cop?" No I love crime and tomfoolery "..." Could I also get a bushel of cocaine?
@Bandersnaaatch: Until my sneezes have time to figure out their beliefs, please stop blessing them.