@SmartassChef: Is there such a thing as filthy clean? Let's take a shower together and find out.
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@AngelaEhh: Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Sex, beards, rock & roll? Bartender: Me: Sparkling vampire crazy about me? Bartender: Me: Beer.
@Reverend_Scott: Guys; if she stops responding to your messages for days, 100% of the time it's a technical problem. Keep trying.
@fro_vo: PARTNER: i think we should see other people ME: look if you want to break up fine but for the love of god don’t make me see other people