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@daemonic3: "Is this your resume?"

Yes

"It just says you used to leave shit at your friends' doors, ring the bell & run away?"

Yes

"Welcome to UPS!"

“Is this your resume?”

Yes

“It just says you used to leave shit at your friends’ doors, ring the bell & run away?”

Yes

“Welcome to UPS!”

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