@GirrlGenius: Is Yoda's last name Lay-he-hoo?
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@BDGarp: Okay, you got me, I'm not really a gynecologist. What gave it away? Was it the tongue thing?
@david8hughes: [date] Me: you wanna see what desserts they have? Wife: how about we go home & I'll let you- Me [calls waiter]: what desserts do u have?
@just_evolved: When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling.