@Bob_Heller: Is your girlfriend wife material? I'm building a giant wife.
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@HallpassCanada: Adults with big round heads have kids with big round heads so for god sakes please try to date outside your head shape.
@JesKeepSwimming: Goldilocks taught me that you can get away with breaking into a brown family's home and stealing their food, as long as you're a white girl.
@TheAlexNevil: Pro Tip: don't fall asleep during the middle of an argument with your spouse over whether or not you pay attention to her.