@Bob_Heller: Is your girlfriend wife material? I'm building a giant wife.
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@_NTFG_: DOCTOR: Are you sexually active? ME: Depends on what you mean by active. There are plenty of active volcanos that haven't gone off in years
@golub: 'Brexit' to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium.
@TheRolo: A fun way to "Break up" is to tell them to "Go long" and then never throw them the football.