@WilliamAder: Is your GPS supposed to sigh before it says "Recalculating"?
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@PaperWash: Can you imagine getting the girl of dream's phone number and her first text to you she spells it "defantely"
@bobbiejo448: Marijuana does have an adverse effect on my spelling skills. It's to the point that Google even knows when I'm high.
@thedailymarker: When life gives me lemons, I make lemon meringue pie..because lemonade is for amateurs...& because I'm gay..& we always take it up a notch.