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@murrman5: is your name melissa?
"yes"
are you married?
"to you sadly"
yes or no please
"yes"
do you like the lie detector I bought for your birthday?

is your name melissa?
“yes”
are you married?
“to you sadly”
yes or no please
“yes”
do you like the lie detector I bought for your birthday?

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