@kamiekaymee: IS YOUR WEDDING GOING TO BE OPEN CASKET?
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@ceejoyner: Misinterpreted some rabbit prints in the snow and told my scout troop to look out for babies running at 35mph.
@InkedUpKidder: My fan has two settings: - Barely moving. - Could propel a hovercraft across the Everglades.
@rad_milk: i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead
@KenJennings: You guys know Chumbawamba broke up because you kept spelling it "Chumbawumba," right?