@kamiekaymee: IS YOUR WEDDING GOING TO BE OPEN CASKET?
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@Underchilde: I never keep toilet paper in the guest bathroom. They don’t need that kind of incentive to visit again.
@gruffybeard: 630: *wakes up to take dog for walk 632: *pours coffee and checks twitter 749: *steps in dog shit on my kitchen floor
@hazelmotes1: Inspirational Tweet: The journey of 1,000 miles begins with "daaaaad I have to peeeeee"
@ExcuseMyTweets: The door is closed? I want in. The door is open? I want out. Actually I just want to sit in the door frame itself. - Pets