@awkwardphilippe: Is your wife single?
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@WilliamAder: If "six degrees" is true, somebody tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell Scarlett Johansson I said "Hi."
@InternetHippo: cute girl: hello my mouth: hel— brain: nice job buddy you’re almost there mouth: —vetica brain: what the hell
@Kyle_Lippert: [A bengals fan watching Titanic] I can't wait until the end when Jack and Rose get married
@KeetPotato: [jungle book] bagheera: "you can't fight him like a wolf, you're NOT a wolf, fight him like a man" mowgli: [writes a strongly worded e-mail]