@trevso_electric: Isn't it so awkward when you misplace a Rolex? It's like, do I want to tell people that there's a free Rolex on the loose? Relatable, right?
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@caliluvgirl77: [first date] Boy: so where are you from? Me: [points to all you can eat sign] I live here now.