@KentWGraham: It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today. And that's just for the alcohol.
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@eXentRic_: Holy Communion: PRIEST:"This is the body of Christ. Take it " ME:"Uum,can I instagram it first?" *We laughed & then I was excommunicated*
@aspaul: I like my sentences like I like my women: awkward but with good colon usage and regular periods.
@QwertyJones3: [Sci fi movie] How did you travel such a distance so fast? "I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.