@KentWGraham: It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today. And that's just for the alcohol.
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@FinallyHeSleeps: Finding $5 you didn't know you had is awesome til you realize you're 34, it's 2011 & $5 won't even buy enough gas to drive you off a cliff.
@NYC_Blonde: I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public with a bottle and no one would look twice.
@GlennHowerton: Happy St. Paddy's Day, everyone. I stayed in tonight. I'm not allowed to go out on St. Paddy's Day anymore. It's too much.