@MensHumor: "It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game." -Losers
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@prodigis: *to commander* Don't say anything too loud sir I suspect one of our men may be a plant *conspicuous tree in admiral uniform starts to sweat*
@trevso_electric: If I were a manager at Stabucks I would be like, "You showed up latte for work today!" then when the laughing stops, "but no, you're fired."
@NouRahif: "Axe" is not going to help you get girls, unless you spray it in their eyes then quickly chloroform them.