@TheMichaelRock: It feels like Obama's been on tour longer than The Rolling Stones.
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@leyawn: im a cat and i FREaking love turning potential energy into kinetic *pushes glass off table* your going to feed and keep me for some reason
@_thatigirl: Rude lady to me, "Well I'm sorry but you don't LOOK sick to me." Me, "Looks can be deceiving. For example, you don't look stupid."
@CraigChamberlin: Good marriage requires communication: My wife tells me I'm wrong, and I tell her she's right.