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@2tickytacky: "It got weird, didn't it? "
*Leaves on a pogo stick.*
@FatherWithTwins: I asked my 5yo not to do something, and he just smiled maniacally and nodded his head until I gave up. I'm going to try this on my wife.
@PaperWash: "are you sure these x-rays are safe?"
[doctor 12 feet away behind a lead wall] you're fine
@thepunningman: Ikea said if they catch me stealing any more kitchen utensils I'll be banned for life. But I'm willing to take the whisk.
@OutOnTheMoors: A CW pronounces both "r"s in February, both "d"s in Wednesday and has just told me the "correct" way to say segue. Please send weapons.
@ozzyunc: Your cat doesn't love you. If it were bigger it would eat you.