@CodyCoconuts: It has been proven that Australians watch TV more than any other appliance.
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@GibJimson: You politely tap a jogger with your car one time, and suddenly you get labeled a hero.
@seanoconnz: THIS IS MY LOCKER ROOM TALK GUY: Hey, do you know if they supply towels here? ME: Please don't look at me, my shirt is off.
@MorganJ7: Normal people flirting: Hey you're cute we should go out sometime Me flirting: So do you like bread