@CodyCoconuts: It has been proven that Australians watch TV more than any other appliance.
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@rambo_dogg: If Romeo & Juliet didn't die and were allowed to marry, they'd have kids, get fat, and eventually hate each other. So it was a happy ending
@crayan9: I don't mind when people make kitchen jokes about women, but when they make jokes about women driving... Well that's when I run you over
@ItsJennaMarbles: Running away doesnt help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.