@alldrolledup: It has come to my attention that some of you are eating the bottom half of cupcakes. That is the peel, people. Know your fruit.
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@WilliamRodgers: FUN FACT: Bears hibernate in the winter just to get away from Christmas music...
@patnspankme: I don't know if this is a good idea. Narrator: He knew, in fact, it was an awful idea.
@TheBoydP: “Wow, this toilet is really uncomfortable…” ~Me drunk in the hot tub as my guests throw themselves out