@alldrolledup: It has come to my attention that some of you are eating the bottom half of cupcakes. That is the peel, people. Know your fruit.
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@FatherWithTwins: Remember: whatever fun game you invent for your kids, you're going to have to play it 10,000 times
@Playing_Dad: Daughter: Daddy, why do I have to go to school every day? Me: Because they watch you for free for 7 hours
@UncleDuke1969: "Here's Ted with the weather." "..." "I said... Here's Ted with the weather." "..." "Ted?" "THAT's what an unanswered text feels like, Sue."