@Freudstombstone: It hurts my feelings when people call me a failure. I'd rather people think of me as successfully challenged.
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@PinkCamoTO: Me: Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies. Minister: That's not really appropriate for wedding vows.
@ihateitmunky: My boss asked me to stop using metaphors when i speak to clients but that's like asking a samurai not to use his sword
@esbeeback: Now I have 2 accounts a friend suggested I retweet myself when I'm bored. Sounds like my sex life at the moment