@Freudstombstone: It hurts my feelings when people call me a failure. I'd rather people think of me as successfully challenged.
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@JeremyInKC: Of course your milkshake brings the boys to the yard. What boy doesn't love milkshakes? If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
@ElKnuckelhombre: Wife: I left the kids with you for a half hour & they dumped 3 pounds of sugar in the dryer trying to make cotton candy. Me: Did it work?
@MenMusings: The 1st cup was used in 1874, the 1st helmet was used in 1974. It only took 100 years to learn our brain is also important.