@Freudstombstone: It hurts my feelings when people call me a failure. I'd rather people think of me as successfully challenged.
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@TheIronSherk: Raspberry buy guitar Raspberry take lessons Raspberry answer ad Raspberry show up at drummer's house Raspberry plug in Raspberry Jam
@wolfpupy: i have been told spending the night in this haunted house will grant me immunity from being pranked or fooled on the april fool day
@MatCro: Me: "Aw, your baby is cute. How old?" Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time?" Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
@SteveSuckington: We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too