@Asbo_Unicorn: It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee
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@Snarfernini: If you ever say 'I seen' in a sentence. I will never sleep with you. Under any circumstances. Ever.* *including zombie apocalypse
@DamienFahey: Hey white people, which filter are we using this year to Instagram the Pumpkin Spice Latte?
@stephenjmolloy: <enter password> ikilledaman <password must contain a number> *7 hours later* ikilled2men