@Asbo_Unicorn: It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee
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@VinoTica: For once, I'd like to take a medication w/side effects such as come-hither eyes, mad juggling skills, & Julia Childs' prowess in the kitchen
@blood_orphan: [rap battle] [my opponent attempts to drop the mic, but I stealthily tied it to his finger so it just comes back up like a yo-yo]
@Brentweets: If you can't handle me at my worst that makes sense and I'm sorry for setting your house on fire.