@Asbo_Unicorn: It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee
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@xJLynn: If a dentist makes his money off unheathly teeth,why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 dentist approve?
@blairgarner: To apply for a job at Hooters do they hand you a bra and say, "Here, just fill this out." ?
@DzNutz83: Heard the local weatherman say, "high in the thirties" & now I know the title to my autobiography.