@4ScoreN20Bowls: It is possible to chew and swallow $80 of shrooms in the length of time it takes the cop to walk from his car to yours.
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@ZackBornstein: I can't remember a time in my life when an update for Acrobat Reader wasn't available.
@shutupmikeginn: women love to see the veins in a man's arm. it shows he runs on blood, and not something more sinister
@jonni_howard: "Your storage is full" thanks Apple, I'll just go and delete some photos of friends and family, but at least I'll always have the stocks app