@4ScoreN20Bowls: It is possible to chew and swallow $80 of shrooms in the length of time it takes the cop to walk from his car to yours.
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@TarzanFeathers: Sperm can live inside a woman for like 2 weeks. Nine months if things go really wrong.
@Shock_Monster: If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I'd have to pick: My girlfriend.
@ComedicBust: "These diet pills better work," I say to myself as I wash them down with a chocolate milkshake.