@4ScoreN20Bowls: It is possible to chew and swallow $80 of shrooms in the length of time it takes the cop to walk from his car to yours.
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@RdrJay47: Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
@TheRolo: A fun way to "Break up" is to tell them to "Go long" and then never throw them the football.
@ieatanddrink: Cool prank: Dig up 200 earthworms. I will tell you about the rest of the prank later
@ElizaBayne: Ashley Madison website is having problems. But instead of addressing them directly, it'll just look for a younger hotter website on the side