@omgthatspunny: It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
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@lasergirl70: Getting rid of my cleaning person sounded like a good way to save money, until it came time to do the cleaning.
@SpencerLenox: A mattress will double in weight after six years, just like everything else I sleep with!
@upsidedowntrash: WIFE: Hey why are all our potatoes dressed in tiny outfits and arranged in a little scene? ME: [hiding Photato Album] Why? Do you like it?