@omgthatspunny: It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
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@ThisOneSayz: [At the pearly gates] Me: what was it like, watching my life from up here? Saint Peter: the book was so much better.
@MikeCanRant: People wont mess with you if you eat a cup of yogurt and then smash it on your forehead because youre tough and have healthy bowel movements