@MollyRingwraith: It is WAY TOO EARLY for Christmas music. -people in the year 75 BC
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@UNTRESOR: [gets on Facebook] [types "you pushed me away but expected me to stay"] [everyone nods, this is considered extremely good shit on there]
@LuvPug: It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them.
@demented_Ash: Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with a car, Throw you off a street so high, Hope you break your neck and die.