@MollyRingwraith: It is WAY TOO EARLY for Christmas music. -people in the year 75 BC
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@shawnspree: I would fake a heart attack but this coworker would just try to finish his story in the ambulance ride to the hospital.
@primawesome: Every time I have a salad for lunch my stomach feels the same way a dog does when someone fake throws a tennis ball.
@jjax44: I hate it when I forget to cut the tags off my sandwich and everyone's like "New sandwich?"