@Matt_the_1st: It just occurred to me that you could substitute Miranda rights for wedding vows. Verbatim
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@nerdreign: If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years.
@MelvinofYork: My wife bought me Costco underwear which I assume is the final line of defense against another woman wanting to have sex with me
@PaperWash: "are you sure these x-rays are safe?" [doctor 12 feet away behind a lead wall] you're fine