@realHamOnWry: It just seems crazy that the final apocalypse could be started by a guy who says "You're fired" every time he launches a nuke.
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@UnFitz: God: They shall remember your journey and your sacrifice. Jesus: Thank you, father. God: There shall be a bunny. Jesus: God: And chocolate eggs. Jesus: But- God: Shhhh. I’m enjoying my new creation, marijuana. Don’t harsh my mellow.
@Book_Krazy: Hub: Still mad? Me: Jack & Jill went up the hill H: To fetch a pail of water M: Jack fell down & died a violent death Hub: Ok, still mad
@OctopusCavemann: Kid: I had a nightmare. There were these flowers but then they turned into clowns and they swung around this elephant and then demon faces came out and the whole time there was this awful music playing. Cirque Du Soleil Producer: *taking notes* go on.