@NotthatAdamWest: It makes me a little sad that shaking a vending machine might be the closest I ever come to fighting a robot.
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@girlontapas: Nothing in my college degree prepared me for having the cat supervise me while I clean out the litter box.
@Lisa_Laughs_: I'm not sure, but if I died in your arms tonight, that makes you a suspect. At the very least.
@TheAlexNevil: Password: 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, 1 stair case, 1 briefcase, 1 in case of emergency, 2 cases of beer, and 1 quesadilla.