@SondraDeeMe: It may be autocorrect, but I'm excited to see how this plays out when I drive my friend to pickup her satan wedding dress.
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@CarrieMayhem: People who say "you can run but you can't hide" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run.
@Jubafisher: If you're having a rough day, remember there are people out there with their ex's names tattooed on them.
@TheAlexP: If you're charging me $15 for apple cider at a hayride it better contain enough booze to enable me to see a headless horseman.