@Lunatic_times: It might be a sign you have a drinking problem when the cashier at the liquor store asks if you own a bar.
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@stephenjmolloy: "Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption" the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me.
@topaz_kell: To the person who honked to get me out of my parking space faster, thank you for inspiring me to delete 3000 emails right here, right now.
@Scott_A_Gilmore: It's "hairs" not the collective "hair" now. I have so few I know each individually by name.