@ExcuseMyTweets: It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm quite busy.
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@imallwritecom: Hey people who say "look at our new baby", thanks for clarifying that because my initial reaction was to ask where you got the used baby
@robfee: Not to brag, but most of the problems that take Dora the Explorer 30 minutes to figure out, I can solve in like 18-20 minutes.