@LuvPug: It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them.
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@RonAnthonyQuinn: If I ever win the lottery & someone asks me for money I'm going to give them a dollar & say "Here. Go play the Lottery. That's what I did."
@electrolemon: independence day 2 has been out in the US for mere hours and it has already been upstaged by a somehow even worse independence day overseas
@juliussharpe: For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician's wife to wave like a normal human being.