@LuvPug: It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them.
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@Marl_TheBean: I like my men like I like my books; easy to read and waiting for me in bed. ... And does the dishes. Ok this isn't working
@withanewname: The last time I danced at a party, someone told me I looked like a wildebeest on a frozen lake.