@EricMarten: It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East.
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@KateWhineHall: I don't care what anybody says, my six hours of Black Friday shopping saved me at least $7.50.
@JamesonN7: Lawyers out there, if I see any of my Tweets being used on Comedy Central can I sue..... Oh you don't think that will ever be an issue, okay
@shkeeber: You never get a second chance to make a first impression. Unless you work in the alzheimer's wing of a nursing home, then you get lots.