@EricMarten: It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East.
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@ArfMeasures: CUTE GIRL IN BAR: *walks up, points to my empty glass* Want another? ME: (OK don't blow this) Sure *she hands me her empty glass & leaves*
@disco_bird: All firemen must dread the moment when they're done for the day and have to find the strength to climb back up the pole.