@040204Lawson: It only took four men to wallpaper my house, but I had to slice them really thin.
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@TheToddWilliams: "Nothing is certain, except death and taxis." Don't you mean "ta-- *gets run over by a cab*
@GibJimson: Being the tallest person at work, leads me to believe they hired me because they were short staffed.
@dulcetry: [Spider sits at computer and Googles probability of being eaten by human in his lifetime] Holy shit Sharon, COME SEE THIS