@040204Lawson: It only took four men to wallpaper my house, but I had to slice them really thin.
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@ThisOneSayz: "Maybe she's born with it, but most likely she botched it at home" should be my slogan when I color my own hair.
@minnie_in_pink7: Not to brag, but I can cure a man of having a thing for me in five minutes flat.
@squirrel74wkgn: People tend to overreact when they look in their rear view mirror & see you sitting in their backseat dressed like a clown.
@_Water_Baby: I cry way more when I'm angry than when I'm sad. So if you see my tears, look out for my left hook too.