@halloweenbears: it really hurt my feelings when you called me a stalker to your friend when you guys thought you were alone in the locker room
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@SamGrittner: If Captain America doesn't have a pizza hidden behind his shield at all times, he isn't fighting for the America I want to live in.
@Karate_Horse: You can sign up for as many karate classes as you want there is literally no one monitoring this
@BoutCrazed: Hey Febreze, I don't go around with garbage in my car, but if nobody could tell I just smoked a joint in there, I might buy some.
@GreenishDuck: People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears.